Funny story about that last post, well at least I think it’s funny, probably the most rubbish thing most people have ever read haha ah well, if you get through it all i’m sure you will be full of enlightenment.
So I was watching Penelope Pitstop a few weeks ago, you know quality tv shows and all. Anyway so she was captured by the evil guy, who had set up an ingenious plan where she was balancing in a barrel, on a plank, on a rock peek on the edge of a cliff. Then there was a teepee on the edge of the cliff with a recording of her screaming for help.
Now I haven’t seen this show in like 10 years, but from what I can gather she has a group of mafia dwarf stalkers who heard her calling for help and came to the rescue, and all, around 10, of them came storming into this tiny teepee and proceeded to fall off the cliff. Now Penelope, the selfish being she is, didn’t yell out saying she was fine, instead she got a hair pin and put it out the side of the barrel which allowed her to bounce down the cliff safely, while her midget stalkers fell to their doom. But instead of dying they mearly were squished for a second then unphased, which made me really question whether the initial plan would have killed penelope…
But the man’s plan didn’t stop there! no he was ready for the initial plan to fail! he put a carriage halfway down the cliff which penelope landed on and which, he had timed perfectly to hit a train! The midget stalkers saw this happening and somehow managed to get in their car (which was on top of the cliff) and then somehow get it down and chasing the carriage, where one of them proceeded to jump out of the moving car and begin to run faster than the car and carraige to see if the train was coming. They finally managed to bump the carriage out of the path but were instead crushed by the train… which they were once again unphased by. So either these people live in a world where neither pain for death occurs, making the evil mans plan pointless and a waste of everyones time, or mafia midgets are really strong. Either way it subtracts from watching when there isn’t really any real threat from danger.
tl;dr Old cartoons make up for their lack of entertainment with high levels of frustration